Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

Joyful Depression

/'joifәl dә'preSH(ә)n/
adverb
1. The sadness that comes with longing for heaven mixed with the joy of knowing that to live is Christ.
2. The feeling when your spirit is joyful but your body is depressed.

"There is so much evil in this world, I can't wait to get to Heaven."
"It sounds like you have joyful depression."

by Harper B Meek March 29, 2021

Depressed Cheese

When you're so sad, you turn to comedy to feel some sort of happiness. In this case, Depressed Cheese can be some sort of flavor to your saddening comfort.

"I'm the big Depressed Cheese today boys" ;(

by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018

visual depression

When anything looks depressed or just not satisfying to the eye.

Billy over there lost his phone and is now looking for it like a stupid person, that's visual depression am I right?

by He...hehither April 24, 2018

The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with

Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?

by Dustin69 September 18, 2020

Monroe Depression

The feeling you get when you have to go from your wonderful perfect life, straight down into the deepest darkest pits of the hell-scape known as Monroe Louisiana.

Monroe Depression makes me want to paint the wall with my own brains while my children watch.

by BLXDEE September 10, 2022

Depression Soup

Old noodles mixed with warm milk, flavored with salt and pepper.

" Grandpa was so hungry that he made Depression Soup for lunch."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018