cuntaloupe

A mixture of cunt + cantaloupe when you're angry at a friend but you don't want to seem rude so you say it's an autocorrect.

"cuntaloupe"
"What did you just call me?"
"lol sorry autocorrect i meant we need cantaloupes for the party"
"Oh aight no probs"

by fuegosenpai February 10, 2018

cantankerous nipples

the malformation of nipples to the size of basketballs. Commonly known as the Olivia Sullivan disease.

My nipples are huge and fungus like, they are cantankerous nipples

by ellalalalala February 23, 2011

Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

by test4el July 9, 2009

centaur

a very weird person.

<@Centaur> i get the mirror and put it under my gooch so i can have a look at my anus :D

by tubgirl September 7, 2003

Cuntalopasaurus

a complete tool or fag who everyone is pissed at.

"The child who lost the fight was a cuntalopasaurus."

by Danger Derek January 17, 2009

Contabulated

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

Chuntaro

Chuntaro or Chundo
Anyone named Genaro

Hey remember genaro?

Yeah el Chuntaro.

by El mas Chundo October 23, 2020