musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 26, 2022

Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019

Crusty

1. Hard outer layer.
2. Irritable.
3. Murdoc Niccals

1. The crust of the pie.
2. The crusty old man.
3. Murdoc Niccals is the definition of crusty.

by byleriscannon:) October 23, 2022

crusty bag

a sack of testicles that havent been washed in a while and are starting to get crusty

sawyers testicles are a crusty bag

by a.lil.bitch November 28, 2015

Dusty Crusty

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty

Eww she look Dusty Crusty

by happy mad May 30, 2016

Crusty Doughnut

A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.

Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!

by diniminiax June 23, 2020

Crusty Rocket

Pulling out the penis of a vagina and it to be covered in dry, flaky vaginal secretion.

I finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015