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Crunch

To have a shit or dump
Excuse me, I have to go for a crunch

Wow! That was a killer crunch!
by jefjeffer January 28, 2006
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captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.
captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
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Crunch

When someone seems attractive from a far away distance or from the side, but when you look at them from the front or at a closer view, you realize they are in fact hideous. Derived from that moment when you go to step on a leaf thinking it's crunchy, but it doesn't crunch when you step on it. When used as an adjective, the proper word form is crunchy, as crunch is the noun form.
"Boy! I thought that guy was hella attractive when I saw him walking in the hallway. But when he actually passed me, I was severely disappointed. Whatta crunch!"

"She seemed attractive at first glance, but unfortunately, she was crunchy."
by leafgals January 10, 2017
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Crunk

The word in Yiddish means "sick," and was brought into the Southern Black vernacular through the presence of European Jewish immigrant shopkeepers in black neighborhoods in cities such as Atlanta.
Can be used in the sense of "messed up" as in "these forks are crunk," and spread to "messed up" as from controlled substances
by Balagan November 8, 2004
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crunch

The BEST candy bar made by Nestle.
It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.
by Squanto November 20, 2002
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dutch crunch

During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.
Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."
by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006
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crunk

the ghetto version of the past tense of crank; cranked up or crunk

Lil' John once said this was the definition himself
by Jfef January 29, 2008
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