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Constituous

He's a very constituous person.
by RarestArrow July 10, 2023
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Mosh-Conscious

The inability to comfortably mosh, tap your feet, head bang, air punch, throw up devil horns or generally any physical activity that goes along with listening to music due to being too self-aware.
Hector: Man, i really felt like moshing during that gig but Jenny was there and i was far too mosh-conscious.
John: Bummer.
by Alan Gray November 29, 2007
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non-consecutively

I'd hit it twice, non-consecutively!
by Christopher A. Tucker December 29, 2007
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erectile constipation

the outcome of erotic arousal without completion
After a couple hours of playing grab ass with suzie on her parents couch, Johnny feigned a headache and left with a serious case of erectile constipation.
by superswimmerman18 January 27, 2010
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Artistic Constipation

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block
Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation
by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010
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Ethanol Consumption Unit

This is what Oxford and Cambridge Candidates call a beer bong
May I take part in downing a hearty pint of ale in your Ethanol Consumption Unit
by Fwaaanks December 1, 2011
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Distracted Consciousness

The "Distracted consciousness" differs from the Marxist idea of "false consciousness" in as much as the individual suffering from this state of distraction is no longer fully aware of life around them: they have become a human doing, no longer a human being.
Excerpt taken from 'The Girl with No Mobile Phone', by author Tom Conrad.

“The girl with no mobile phone had never herself seen fit to buy a mobile phone (in all her life) – being not only against them as invaders of privacy, but moreover, viewing mobile phones as symbols of the wider “distracted consciousness”: a curse now plaguing mankind far and wide. In fact, the girl with no mobile phone constantly witnessed many of her peers fingering away (not the good sort of fingering, either), just another distracted soul startled by the desperateness of existence, looking to fill every single waking and terrifying moment of their life with some pointless textual distraction, instead of just confronting and embracing the stillness, just taking a moment to actually think, reflect and be a human being, not a human doing.”

Alternative use:

‘Like OMFG, dude had been playing GTA5 for five days straight before he got up, left his apartment and tried to jack a car by throwing a musical triangle at them.’

‘A musical triangle?’

‘Yeah the thing that goes ding.’

‘Shit, that dude is distracted.’

‘No shit, he's suffering from the distracted consciousness!’
by Tom Conrad October 8, 2013
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