Condom

What broke when u parents had u

Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 18, 2020

Condom

A rubber latex thing you wear during sex so you don't get pregnant.

Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.

Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.

by Slutty ass condom October 1, 2020

Condom Sauce

The cum that's left over after you ejaculate

Man bro, she had condom sauce all over her face!!!!

by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017

lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.

'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'

by small nuts April 20, 2017

Canadian Condom

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS

Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom

by Canadian Condom April 24, 2017

phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017

kentucky condom

A bandana tied around your penis

Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana

by Lord_chips September 22, 2017