computer

Are you serious???

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Example: What are you using right now?

by Jag III November 14, 2004

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Compton U

Compton University Generic term used as a degrading substitute for any worthless Community College or Trade School.

"Ya see your honor, what had happened was I was tryin to betta myself and started takin' classes at Compton U, when my baby momma left....."

by 25 2life March 2, 2007

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Compton Foxhole

The action of making a small incision anywhere on the body of your victim, then inserting your penis into said incision.

"I saw this bangin' dime march across da street and I hoped on one and pulled a Compton Foxhole on her ass."

by ModernAC December 23, 2009

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1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.

2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.

"I have never gotten the blue screen of death. (knock on computer screen)"

by BraceDecade June 18, 2009

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computer potato

A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.

Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!

by francilloscope September 7, 2005

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