Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.
After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.
by Mr Ock June 27, 2019
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Cold-hearted

Not showing any affection or warmth; unkind
I had no idea you could be so cold-hearted
by Johnnymyman96 January 01, 2022
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cold pancake

your cold pancake makes me wet
by PinkyPen December 23, 2017
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Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.
"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."
by Flavoured_Air February 01, 2018
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Cold roll

My hooker girlfriend always takes the garbage can to the street, but she was crunk, so I had to cold roll that sucka down the driveway myself. Never again, that's a dirty whores job.
by Wormauminer June 18, 2016
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cold fudging

When you're a gay male into necrophilia.
Dude, Jeff just got arrested for cold fudging all night at rosewood cemetery.
by rmme56 October 27, 2017
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cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.
I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.
by ObamaPear April 24, 2020
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