Rachel is an almighty vampire. and here at the Church of Rachel we celebrate death, destruction, violence, and jeffree star. so come child, and confess your sins, we won't judge, only praise you for that murder you committed last fall. D:
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?
DEEP INSIDE THE CHURCH OF RACHEL:
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*
by rachel :DDD January 27, 2008
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Churchie = Person with lots of coins, not cash.
Kids in school yard sometimes call others who have heaps of coins, a "Churchie", and ask for some coins. (Like a donation)
Churchie = Person with lots of coins, not cash.
Kids in school yard sometimes call others who have heaps of coins, a "Churchie", and ask for some coins. (Like a donation)
Question: How much money have you got?
Reply: $15, but it's all in change.
Reply 2: Oh, you freekin' 'Churchie!'... Give me some!
Reply: $15, but it's all in change.
Reply 2: Oh, you freekin' 'Churchie!'... Give me some!
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An overly religious girl who does anal and oral sex because she thinks it means that she didn’t lose her virginity. She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet. She usually would go to a private or boarding school. She’s sinned so much, that God can’t even forgive her.
by master1100 May 20, 2018
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by fuck off and die nazis April 7, 2005
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while in church (or any other religious ceremony/praisy thing) someone farts loudly (or softly) and everyone looks at the certain person and makes a mean face.
often happens to a foolish person.
while in church (or any other religious ceremony/praisy thing) someone farts loudly (or softly) and everyone looks at the certain person and makes a mean face.
often happens to a foolish person.
Max: Duuude did you hear?
Sam: What?
Max: Josh told me that in church the other day some person farted really loud and every person gave her a dumb look.
Sam: *laughs* haha wow, was it Jordan?
Max: Probably...
Sam: She is so Church Pyoo prone.
Max: Sad..
Sam: What?
Max: Josh told me that in church the other day some person farted really loud and every person gave her a dumb look.
Sam: *laughs* haha wow, was it Jordan?
Max: Probably...
Sam: She is so Church Pyoo prone.
Max: Sad..
by Greenissocool141 September 2, 2009
Get the Church Pyoo mug.A great place to hang out and listen to some shitty bands. but its more then that, its a hole in the wall that's been around since 1979. Churchills is a pub in little haiti in miami FL. If you want to hang out with strangers and friends with a brew in your hand, Churchills is the place too be. Also it might be a good idea to park your car further away, because its location has a tendency to steal cars.
Mark: Aww man, my ears are still bleeding after that horrible screamo band played at Churchills last night.
Frank: Good times....Good times.
Frank: Good times....Good times.
by Bojangleface July 10, 2011
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