house cat

There are two kinds of single people, house cats and wildcats. Wildcats go out hunting and hookup with new people. House cats do not hunt, they only hookup with friends or people they already know, similar to a cat staying in the house to be fed .

Eric is such a house cat, he's only able to hookup with girls from work and is not able to get with a girl at a bar.

by wildcat1123 June 16, 2017

Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

UwU Cat

The uwu cats are gacha heats some of them not gacha but the most is heat they usually have the Bad Boy With them. They like cookies and come in different colors mostly pink.

UwU Cat

by 😞I'm a bitch May 1, 2021

Ceiling Cat

The feline god of ceiling catism. Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers. Proof of this deity can be found in the lolcat bible. www.lolcatbible.com
The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.

Worshipper - I pray to almighty Ceiling Cat that I might have enough to eat.

Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.

by Moloch horridus October 12, 2009

Potato Cat

A well-drawn cat that can be found almost anywhere. You can find these little critters at your local Aldi, school, movie theatre, etc.

Hey, there's a Potato Cat on the ceiling!

by The Infamous Potato Cat March 18, 2020

top cat

that cartoon cat that is hella a pimp, but acts like he's not by hanging out with a bunch of suckers

Top Cat is a cartoon cat

by triple masta blasta masta July 18, 2003

cat nap

a short nap when you know you have to get up soon.

I am going home to get a cat nap before we go out.

by lil miss May 19, 2006