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Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Meat carrot

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.
by Smordwith May 27, 2023
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Farting Carrots

by Alauahio March 17, 2023
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Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short
He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot
by JATB March 28, 2023
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Carrot

The term "Carrot" is used as slang to refer to a needle, specifically because of the orange color of the needle's tip.

Since Carrots have an orange color, And the needle used to inject the drug also has an orange tip
drug users slang refer to the needle as a "Carrot" based on the visual similarity and color
Roadhouse: I'm ready to shoot some dope.
Timah: Let me grab a Carrot
by USERrrr111 June 12, 2024
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Boobie Carrots

by Phuckin_phil June 22, 2024
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captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
by protective mama July 11, 2024
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