Aladdin’s carpet

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage

(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed

by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019

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Carpet Bomb

To defecate on the floor and walking away.

Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.

by VAN MAN July 31, 2013

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carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.

jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!

by Screech16 June 15, 2023

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Red carpet syndrome

The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'

Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'

by Eggplant1313 June 14, 2018

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Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.

Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo

by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016

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