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Career Purgatory 

When you're stuck in a loser job with no opportunity for advancement or a raise and the job is not your idea of what you want to do for a career.
Man, I graduated from college 10 years ago and am STILL in grad school. Maybe in another 2 years I'll finally have a career, but for now I just need to pay the bills. Career purgatory is so depressing!
Career Purgatory by J3553 September 25, 2010

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas  

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas are Care Bears turned ninjas that periodically invade their victims facebook pictures.
Oh snap, the Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas has struck again!
Being of the fruity mindset.
You acting a little cakey, if you ask me.
Cakey by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

Care wo wyn  

A beautiful, intelligent girl with everything going for her,... except the ability to pronounce her L's.
Care wo wyn says, "heh-wo wadies, how are you all feewing today?"
Care wo wyn by lil' cRooXX October 21, 2008

Carebear Bits 

This is when a cute girl does not have a completely flat tummy, but she has not yet reached "beer belly" status, either.
Alexander - "I like a girl with carebear bits, but not with double chins or anything. Just a lil baby fat."
Carebear Bits by Byrd Hime June 16, 2009

Care plane 

An interesting term for when someone just doesn't give a shit about who you are, what you're doing or what you've done or just generally doesn't give a shit at all.
"I just got the achievement, 'Avast Ye, Admiral'!"
"Care plane."
Care plane by Kyliesaysficken February 4, 2013