The Soup Can

When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.

I gave that fag The Soup Can last night, what a queer!

by T.y Durden August 18, 2018

Can Opener

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

by Jim lahey69 October 12, 2020

Can of piss

Cheap domestic pale lager in aluminum cans like Budweiser, Coors, Miller, Natural Ice, Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bland, tasteless, and often referred to as piss water hence the name can of piss. These beers can be associated with lame hipsters, dumb girls, and cheap people in general. They can usually be seen in bulk packs at parties used for beer pong.

All in all just horrible, nut up and invest your money on Ales, I.P.A.s, Stouts, or Craft beer.

Person 1: "Hey dude, beer me!"

Person 2: "Sorry bro all I've got is the left over can of piss from my younger brother's party from last night."

Person 1: ".. Never mind."

by mrjonnyringo72 October 17, 2011

a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

by Scorpiette June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog June 10, 2006

shit can

Another car term to describe hitting the gas

Shitcan it Blanche!!!

by Bomni February 7, 2005

Canned Peaches

Salvation. In its purest form.

Frank: Dude, I am so hungry right now.

Johnny: Canned peaches?

Frank: Yessssssss. Thank you, God

by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011