FUCK CANADA

from south park. the american ambassador said it.

Canadian Prime Minister: I can't beleieve that even though you americans watch thousands of deaths and violence on tv, that a little fould language would you piss you off so much --

Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!

Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?

........

okay, I'm finished.

by crap December 11, 2004

canadian hairdresser

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return

'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'

by matticah February 3, 2008

New Canaan

A small, wealthy town that in a million times better than their neighboring town of Darian. Basically, Darian has the worst reputation of being the snoobiest town in all of the United States. Darian teens like to make fun of them only because they have nothing better to do besides sucking at every sport from Soccer to Football. Anyways, New Canaan has a much better Crew and Football team than Darian. And to the Deffinition of "Formally DBagger is sufficiently incorrect.

"I saw a huge mansion being built in New Canaan"

by GO RAMS December 26, 2007

canadian ballet

A strip club. Used in the United States indicating that Canada is lacking any high-culture but has an over abundance of strip joints

Me and the boys are gonna hit up the Canadain Ballet, you in?

by Steve September 15, 2004

Canadian Butter Churn

Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.

Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.

The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.

The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.

Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.

They used the rest of the butter on their toast.

by BigAgitator August 1, 2008

canadian whore

Taking three drags of a cigarette before passing it to someone else; a different variety of 'puff, puff, pass'.

Want to canadian whore this?
Let's canadian whore this cigarette.

by njp200 November 8, 2009

going Canadian

To refuse to wear a coat, irregardless of the temperature outside.

A) It's snowing outside aren't your going to grab your coat?
B) Nope, I'm going Canadian.

by Woobilly Beall November 10, 2010