Noon-cod

A 40’s era gangster who refuses to carry a pocket watch and is subsequently late the majority of the time.

“Listen here, see. Your boys are a gaggle of noon-cods. They ain’t never on time.”

by Mistress_Mojo October 9, 2025

Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...

It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!

by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025

the big cod

A term used to describe someone who has an exaggerated sense of self being or worth. The term was popularized in the series Hogan's Heroes where Colonel Hogen would call Colonel Klink "the old cod", with Klink thinking that it was an American expression of flattery.

In coastal fishing towns the "big cod" is equivalent to the "one that got away" and the person called "the big cod" is therefore the teller of the most fantastic or outlandish stories.

The locals called him "the big cod" as he fashioned himself as quite the ladies man and always had an entertaining tale to tell.

by Amanda Pierce December 28, 2007

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

Wallop of Cod

Tale of extreme fabrication, culprits are usually baked.

Bruv that's codswallop!

Nah bruv, that was a Wallop of Cod!

by Fatheroftitan November 11, 2017

shit at cod

usually the shitcan of squad who thinks they are good

"im so good at this game" and meanwhile your shit at cod

by 69nicger March 6, 2022