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spider nose

When you extricate a long, dry, multi-directional strand of snot from your nostril resembling a spider web. Often due to arid conditions or proximity to a great deal of dirt or clay (like on a baseball diamond).
Dude... I got spider nose something fierce... I think the web I just pulled out reached all the way back to my brain.
by Jehu the damaga January 3, 2009
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Gonzo's Nose

When a guy curves his dick downwards and sticks it in his asshole. It's very close to the shape of Gonzo's nose.
George's self esteem crashed when he realized he wasn't long enough to perform Gonzo's Nose.
by gonzosnose December 16, 2014
mugGet the Gonzo's Nosemug.

itchy nose

When your nose starts to itch
I had an allergic reaction to something and it gave me an itchy nose.
by Braylani February 9, 2021
mugGet the itchy nosemug.

No Nosed Meeting

A meeting that is of extreme importance and solemnity. So solemn and business like is this meeting that it is required that you remove you nose before the minutes are taken.
Endorphous quickly removed his nose before he entered the No Nosed Meeting. Failure to remove ones nose in front of the very important business men would result in losing face.
by mfseed September 27, 2010
mugGet the No Nosed Meetingmug.

A Needle Nose

1. A person who carries his or her own straw for sniffing cocaine.

2. A meddlesome person. A person who sticks their nose in everybody's business.
1. Dude1: Did you know Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Sheen?
Dude2: No but I know hes A Needle Nose.

2. Street Kid1: So what's up man did yal go rob that store last night after all? Did ya? How much money yal get?
Street Kid2: Dam muthafucka! Why you always gotta be Needle Nosing all up in a muthafuckas bisniz!?
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
mugGet the A Needle Nosemug.

Dolphin's Nose

Like a turtle's head but more urgent and making a clicking sound.
"I really can't wait I've got a dolphin's nose here!"
by Davey Jop December 9, 2008
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popes nose

Having to shit so bad it feels like you already started a little early.
C'mon, how long are you going to be in the bathroom? I got to shit so bad i've got a popes nose.
by Bangoskank January 11, 2010
mugGet the popes nosemug.

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