boyfriend brain trust

A group of discarded girls that No man wants to date. They gather together and give each other advice on dating which seems idiotic because it is. They all have dogs or cats which are their replacements for men.

The boyfriend brain trust is gathering this weekend to decide whether or not Cathy should attempt to date Rich.

by 1chickenfucker February 25, 2017

Big brain time

A stupid solution of a Problem or thing

Lisa cracked her phone screen and texted Sara
Sara responded with "Take a screenshot so i can see the crack"

Axel "This is big brain time"

by Axmus September 23, 2019

crystal brain

noun

1. a keen mind, formidable intellect

2. that which an intelligent person uses to predict future events instead of a "crystal ball"

This term was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his morning radio show to combat a harpy lawyer who was insisting that she couldn't possibly predict what an obvious outcome would be because she didn't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: That new Sandler movie is gonna blow ass.

Douchebag: You don't know that. You don't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: I don't need a crystal ball; I have a crystal brain.

by ContusorOssis November 5, 2012

mayo brain

A person who is just an absolute idiot.

carson is such a mayo brain. he just bought his vape an hour ago and just lost it at lunch

by sammyc April 24, 2017

brain hairs

a long nose hair that is so long it could only have originated from the cranial cavity.

Brandon pulled a hair from his nose and told me to look at his brain hairs...it was at least 2 inches and he placed it on the dashboard infront of me. true story.

by FatBox August 26, 2006

brain on drugs

A fried egg, sunny side up.

Yo, waiter! Can I get a brain on drugs over here?

by ~*~Rachel~*~ March 7, 2008

Brain Job

The act of getting a brain freeze during a blowjob

hey, baby wanna give me a brain job

by Synyster Stallone November 11, 2010