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Mayonnaise Biscuit

A mayonnaise biscuit is when an a gay male, during anal sex, cums into the rectum of the other gay male. The male who did the cumming, the proceeds to eat the cum out of the other butt-hole. (Oh and during this entire process Wham's greatest hits is playing in the back ground.) Typically an original Mayonnaise biscuit is done by an older gay male into a Twink but a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" may be fulfilled when said Twink ejaculates into the older males butt-hole and then eats it.
Did you see the smile
On him today?! Robert totally ate a mayonnaise biscuit out of Noah annihilated Twink ass last night!!

Noah came into work all smiles today! Must've convinced Old Man Robert to let him get a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" in last night before Noah was tucked into bed with "warm milk."
by BangoSkaank July 15, 2014
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prison biscuit

When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.
Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.
by keyster king November 20, 2015
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Shitter biscuit

Otherwise known as the gluteus maximus, ass, nalgas, donk or fundio
I will hit you in your shitter biscuit.
by Spyder_78 July 29, 2016
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Busy biscuit

A busy biscuit is a girl who stays busy during the day and gets tired at night because of hard work during the day either with work, school, etc.
She didn't text me back because she is a busy biscuit.
by Laflames June 23, 2016
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nagger biscuit

A traitorous lying scum bag one step above a shit bird.
Randy said he was going to ghetto ball, but he never showed up. What a nagger biscuit.shitbirdnaggerbiscuitshit bird
by NickBigPimpin June 7, 2016
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Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.
Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit
by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017
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Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid
1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit
by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017
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