Brandon 

The opposite of a simp

“I’m not a simp, I’m a Brandon”

Brandon by hylialee June 30, 2021

Brandon 

Sprays with mini gun

He is spamming like Brandon

Brandon by Jsjejjekemwmmw July 30, 2021

Brandon 

Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.

Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?

Brandon by un813 August 5, 2021

Brandon 

Mad Sus Bro

Brandon vented bro

Brandon by zaddybro August 14, 2021

Brandon 

Steal all da girls get the bundalenga has big penis terminator is his dad

Brandon pulls all the shelas whit his monstorous penis

Brandon by Mr seal yo girl September 10, 2021

Brandon 

An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.

Person 1: That kid smells weird
Person 2: Oh that kid? He’s Brandon

Brandon by Doglover7162727483 September 10, 2021

Brandon 

The big stinky

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.

Brandon by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021