split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 06, 2011
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split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.
: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.
by Keith02k March 21, 2024
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split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
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Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 10, 2013
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Tit split

A karate move where the hand karate-chops the space in between a woman's breasts.
The cat fight victim used a swift tit split to quickly disarm her opponent.
by amanthasa January 31, 2019
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split creampie

When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.
«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
by The gate to Adventure Island December 09, 2020
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Cincinnati Split Shift

To shit and cum at the same time.
Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift
by the kid ya boi January 07, 2022
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