poon spooning

when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.

d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?

by sexesful spooning May 7, 2012

poon berries

penis, the male genitalia, or the male happy place

some guy- " wanna see my poon berries!"
some girl- "no thank you..."

by molly kay April 27, 2006

Poon slayer

Somebody who has sex with many women

Did you hear about garfunkle?
Yeah hes a poon slayer

by Wiseome March 31, 2016

Poon Dawg

Friend, compadrae, see also dog.

Poon Dawgs for life!

by J Boogey September 1, 2006

Poon Salad

A womans vagin that is infected with some sort of discoloring disease such as gangreen.

Damn, I hope you didnt fuck that bitch, you know she got a nasty case of poon salad

by doctor salad February 5, 2010

poon

verb. pooned, pooning
IPA pronounciation /pun/

A derivative of the word pwn.

The existence of this words owes to the phenomenon of people writing words how they are pronounced, rather than how they are spelled. One reason is because words in english words don't always sound the way they are spelled and an other is that it in many cases saves time.

However, the pronounciation of this word might not reflect upon the pronounciation of the word pwn. Either because one attempts pronounce it without any significant vowel sound or due to that some languages use the "v" sound instead of the "w" sound for the "w".

"Let's poon this boss."

"zomg you totally pooned that horde!"

by Tyralon December 14, 2008

Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.

Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.

by The Stiffis February 26, 2010