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Jeff

Jeff, jeff is strong mentally, spiritually, and physically. He is often described as having the “longest shlongs of them all”
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!
Jeff slammer my pussy so hard last night that I came 6 times, my eyes rolled permanently in the back of my head and I can’t walk anymore. He got me pregnant, it’s my fault tho. It felt so good as he was Pulling out I wrapped my legs around his waist and screamed( cum all up inside my guts). And he did- Reilly Reid
by Barack Obama 61 November 4, 2019
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Jeff

An immortal being that lives in a higher and acceded state of being. Jeff is also incredibly attractive and has an amazing personality whilst remaining incredibly humble. Jeff is the one true God!
I am Jeff
by Le Chef November 14, 2020
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Jeff

Verb- to completely destroy something, especially in a warehouse setting.
Man, you really jeff'd that pallet. Now we can't even use it!
by Crystalclear0369 November 20, 2020
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by RealFTG November 25, 2020
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Doing a Jeff

The act of smoking a bowl of sticky and a Marboro Black Non-menthol in unison.
"hey man, my lungs hurt from doing a jeff."
by frugalgoogler December 31, 2020
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Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.
Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021
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Jeff bezos

When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos
Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
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