raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
by TreeWeezel May 09, 2011
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bread sex

who wouldn’t want to eat bread while fucking bitches, I love bread sex
by Ilikebread666 January 04, 2021
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crazy bread

1. Breadsticks with butter and lots of Parmesan cheese made at the now defunct Little Ceaser's Pizza restaurants.
2. A smelly vagina.
That bitch Doreen from the pizza place has the crazy bread, both kinds.
by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006
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cheesy bread

a chunky, distasteful food item served by domino's pizza; can be found at six flags and tastes like shit; a weak imitation of real pizza; something that sucks dick because of horrendous taste
Benny: He man, want some food?
Chester: Yeah, I'm really famished.
Benny: Hey, I know...let's get some Cheesy Bread.
Chester: No, that stuff sucks dick.
by Gus Veggie May 09, 2009
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banana bread

a type or flower commonly found in arrangements crafted for events such as weddings, construction, extreme knitting, and even stamp licking olympics. Hence, a slightly charred outside with a almost toffee like inside, smelling of mom's kitchen on a hot summer morn, with the butter yellow coloring of the flower.
I just love those banana breads you have grown alongside your bagonias in your flower garden, Mary. They just really add that extra charm.
by Martha Stewart II November 20, 2006
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