Zeroes

Web parody of "Heroes," featuring the discovery of "mutants" who have acquired special (albeit worthless) special abilities that enable them to do nothing more than make fools of themselves.

The Mumbler, the Kick-Back-of-Head Guy, the Man-of-Many-Hats, Cindy the Fist-in-Mouth Cheerleader, the Man Whose Stick-Figure Drawings Predict Useless Information About the Future, and the Pinto-Bean-from-the-Eye Man are all talented in pointless ways; making them...Zeroes!

by ObscuredOne February 24, 2008

zero

as in the CS, q3, ut2k3-4 player, he is the greatest man alive

RIPZeRO uz rox every1... wait jus zero rip is ghey

by Zero May 19, 2004

zero

1) when your semen is finished
2) No more lex no more sex

wtf lets keep going

fuck u and ur cumless dick

by Libido January 10, 2005

zero

"Not at all", almost to the point of the suggestion being laughable. Used to express extreme disagreement with a statement, or an emphatic negative in response to a question. Equivalent to a low-voltage in digital logic, which generally represents an assertion of a false statement. First used by Eric Schmidt.

Usually uttered through a laugh.

Me: Hey, you guys enjoying that last thermodynamics assignment?
Them: ZEE-RO!

Mom: What do you say to liver for dinner?
Kid: Zero, mom. Zero.

by Nacho Dan August 7, 2004

Zero_Reborn

Ruler of the world supreme master of everything , perverted letcher.

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Zero MkIII

He's a fartknocker! He sucked my weiner too many times too count and my ballsack is superlow. Sometimes I wish that I would have a full sperm count but Zero MkIII always makes it lower. :( When I go to the bathroom,instaid of seeing a toilet or a urinal I see his face sticking out. I put my buttchecks right in his face and I let the demons be released.

Zero MkIII: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
White Base55: uh,you there zero?
Zero MkIII: HAHAHHAHHAAHHA FART LOL
White Base55: please can i have some of your drugs? i can really use some
Zero MkIII: nO LOLOLOLOLOLololo ITS MAH DRUGZ0RZ KTO(K(RJTSFGETHDUJDT
White Base55: Oh my god. I need those drugs.

by WhiteBase April 30, 2005

Zero

The coolest guy ever, the best a QUAKE II and ANY GAME.

Zero is James Barbee, he is kewl

by Zero May 3, 2003