standard wood

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

by Sheepish December 25, 2007

Cherry wood

When you are going ham on your girl and she starts her p and it gets all over your dick

"Ah fuck, you just gave me cherry wood."

"Someone call the tampon police cause this bitch gave me cherry wood."

by Mattchew Telescope April 27, 2016

Woods Hoods

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!

Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!

by vinny125125 December 9, 2009

Do For The Woods

A term used by men 2 describe woman who are not particularly atrractive but they would be willing to have sexual intercourse with .

She would do for the woods
She ain't nuthin special but she'd do for the woods!

by Stolaka October 5, 2007

Tiger Woods

Diet Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan Lime

Hey bartender Give me that Tiger Woods Drank

by Mason City December 20, 2009

marshall wood

The guy who has just read the above definition and is reading this right now.

you

by pabs November 2, 2003

Wood Dancer

One who dances in the woods. Wolves optional.

Ive never met a wood dancer before

by Big B January 21, 2005