Mouth wizard

When a nerd—not gender specific—goes down on you and it’s awesome after playing dungeons and dragons.

When a person is very good at using his or her mouth while speaking a wizard language

A person who can handle wizard sleeves like a champ

All the ladies call me a recreational mouth wizard

She called me a mouth wizard for handling her wizard sleeves

by UDcuzn March 17, 2018

wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023

Dick Wizard

That one bitch that will go out of her way to get her friends dick

“Hey bitch I kinda want some dick today”
“ I fucking got you”
“Aw you’re such a good dick wizard!!”

by Esther Carolina July 14, 2019

Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 4, 2020

mud wizard

search up on youtube and see the immense power of the mud wizard, most powerful of all mages who is willing to tuant his enemies who chose to be a soldier class and having heavy armor.of course the mud wizard uses this and traps them in the most strongest mud entrapment spell to watch them squirm and scream in terror

the mud wizard must trap all those who are weak

by Blueberryman987 January 25, 2023

garbage wizard

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary. Connect with the man on garbagewizard.com

Farren: Hey man! Do ya know your personal chats are now popular on Urban Dictionary?
Aayush: WHat? How did this happen? Am I a garbage wizard or what?

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks.

by TheGarbageWizard November 16, 2021

flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm March 12, 2016