Wankles

Water on the ankles. Similar to cankles but they are caused by fluid overload.

Most likely causes are from dialysis treatments, Congestive Heart Failure, Anuria, exceeding daily recommended fluid restriction (I.e. 1500cc/day), skipping dialysis treatments or having not enough fluid “pulled” during treatment, kidney failure.

Treatment is dialysis or elevation of the feet slightly above the heart.

“Mom, those aren’t cankles, those are wankles.”

by SaraM3 December 14, 2019

Wingle Whoop

A hobo with a large dong.

Jenny touched a Wingle Whoop

by Jzjsjsjsjs December 26, 2019

Winker

Another name for the dick.

Look at the size of my winker.

by Rebel2012 July 10, 2020

Winglet

a British slang term for a total loser.

Hey man did you see that Maurice was a total winglet, he uses discord to talk to his girlfriend that is cheating on him.

by mauaph July 17, 2020

wingledoofy

another way of saying "problem"

Person A: My car wouldn't start this morning?

Person B: Damn, what was the wingledoofy?

by lancelotisnotmyname September 8, 2020

wingledoozy

Colloquial term for "Problem".

Person A: My car wouldn't start this morning, but I think I finally managed to get it working.
Person B: Damn, what was the wingledoozy?
OR
Houston, we have a wingledoozy!

by lancelotisnotmyname September 8, 2020

Winked out

Fell asleep, passed out

I winked out with wifey last night instead of helping you rob that burger joint.

by SteveTheHun October 9, 2020