window warrior 

A term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks shit from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard ass. The goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.

Often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. When the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his ass in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. This will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn't have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. He can then continue to talk shit from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.

"He doesn't really want to fight. He's just a bitch ass window warrior."

window warrior by Goddunit December 9, 2008

window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.

Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.

window jockey by Halitosis June 6, 2004

Window Five 

When you are engaging in intercourse in front of a window and your friend is in a window adjacent from yours, and you both simultaneously "high five" your windows as if high fiving each other in person.

Dude I was doin Betty in the butt last night and Window Fived Mike across the way.

Window Five by TonyBruhh November 10, 2010

Window action 

The act of teenagers slipping in and out of their parents house through a window.

"Son, you are not allowed to go out tonight and I don't want any window action tonight."

Window action by Pa-ren-tal December 28, 2011

window wank 

To wank proudly out of an open window and ejaculate onto the road or stunned passers by.

Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!

I'm in a rather dirty mood tonight Claude, infact I'm going to have a quick window wank. Should I ever need an alibi I'm pretty sure the neighbours will remember.

window wank by Lardy croft fridge raider June 14, 2015

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.

Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

Ebay Window Shopper by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011

Yeet yourself out the window day 

Have You Ever Wanted just to YEET yourself out of a window. Well April 15 will be the day you get to do!

"Hey man lets yeet our self out the window?" "Yeah is that today" National Yeet yourself out the window day go out thr window

Yeet yourself out the window day by Lolboi771 April 14, 2019