Watchmaker

God.

Richard Dawkin's "The Blind Watchmaker" is a book about how Intelligent Design is not a proper substitute for proper evolutionary theory.

by Originofspecies August 9, 2010

Watchaboo

Wah-Cha-Bu

1. Exclamation. "Hell Yeah" "Yeah Man"

John: Adam Lazzara was awesome at the show yesterday!
Mike: Watchaboo!

by Nick August 31, 2003

Watch

An ornament for your hand that people buy just to look cool and rich

Person 1:Hey what time is it

Person2:Time for you to get a watch

by Puncakes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 28, 2018

Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.

Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!

by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009

Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.

I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012

watch this

Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.

along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"

It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.

The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"

by Alpino August 10, 2012