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Wanker

A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.
He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!
by anonymous August 24, 2023
mugGet the Wankermug.

Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
mugGet the Big Fat Wanker Dykemug.

Wanker

You are like lumo( a wanker)
by Penis lover 69999999 June 25, 2022
mugGet the Wankermug.

haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut
Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life
by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018
mugGet the haircut wankermug.

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.
Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016
mugGet the wanker's dickmug.

Wanker

A funny way to say Jerk Off often used by the "British"
Friend 1 (British): He look at the Wanker,
Friend 2 (American): You mean jerk off you idiot!
by @THEGREYOStricH March 10, 2021
mugGet the Wankermug.

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'
Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!
by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023
mugGet the Waffling wankermug.

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