Wobbegong

The most dubious word ever created, first used to describe crippled Indian Americans, it is now used to describe anyone who isn't white,male,Christian,racist,homophobic, mentally or physically able.
It is in regular use in French pornography

Do t be a wobbegong, tyler!

by Kdog? May 15, 2023

Wooble

A replacement for any word similar to "smurf"

I went to the Wooble to go Wooble myself a Wooble.

by Nomboss June 2, 2023

Wooble

Can be used as an alternative to kys

I hope you go wooble yourself

by Nomboss June 2, 2023

Wooble

Used to mean one is pleasuring themselves

One second I need to go wooble, brb

by Nomboss June 2, 2023

Wobblymop

Noun: Unable to pitch a tent.

See also:
ED

You're such a fucking wobblymop, you sad waste of oxygen.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023

wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.

Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"

by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024