Youth Vampires

People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.

The bar's just filled with those Youth Vampires, just waiting to land another twink to feed on

by Tourkey Lourkey May 21, 2024

Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 11, 2011

To vampire

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.

I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.

by King albert III February 27, 2023

Vampire Dick

A condition in which a man craves period sex

Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.

by Colossal Horse July 02, 2020

Chocolate Vampire

When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".

Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.

by xitalent March 18, 2022

Vampire Dumplin'

When a man/woman with fang-like teeth eats a fine piece of booty.

Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.

Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in

Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person

by RamanFox August 09, 2018