Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.

Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

[vag in a can]

a cunt, douche bag, sabrina, paolo, insult

your a vag in a can

by Rocheleau January 13, 2009

Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.

Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.

by Dickie88 July 22, 2025

Vag Tuck

Similar to a nip slip, instead you flash your vagina.

I'm gonna vag tuck that dude over there

by SLAP6996 July 22, 2011

coco vag

when a girl eats dark chocolate in excessive amounts and her vag aquires a chocolatey taste

that girl had a coco vag, it was great

by dr greg December 16, 2008

Vag pops it

When you have a pimple in the lips of the vagina that pop or ooz when you sit

I gota wicked vag pops it

by Conboyvapebilly July 9, 2018