The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."
girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017
by L2deuce March 23, 2012
Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.
Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah sur-
(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-
(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".
Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?
Bro 2: Yeah sur-
(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-
(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".
Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?
by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog September 01, 2018
When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.
Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash
Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 11, 2022
When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.
by RaiLind September 22, 2020
Like camel toe, but with a better view. Usuallu due to flying commando or wearing thin, tight, light colored pants.
"Did you see that camel toe?" "Hell, I could see the fur. That was some Vis Vag."
camel toe moose knuckle
camel toe moose knuckle
by Uniquehorn June 28, 2014
"I saw that hoes vag-a-snatch, damnnn!"
"Her vag-a-snatch was tastey"
"Look at that strippers vag-a-snatch"
"Jane likes her vag-a-snatch licked"
"Her vag-a-snatch was tastey"
"Look at that strippers vag-a-snatch"
"Jane likes her vag-a-snatch licked"
by manda1984 November 07, 2013