vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!

by Slavid November 4, 2021

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vag sundae

Depending on diet a vag sundae is a product of a fat girl front wiper. Chocolate or carmel.

Sara has a carmel vag sundae. Because she is to fat to wipe her ass normal.

by libertyprime1 November 6, 2021

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VAG

Volkswagen Audi Group

You need to experience VAG at least once in your life.

by Ihaveagolf November 16, 2021

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Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

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Vag Samosa

Like an Alabama Hot Pocket but done by indian (desi) people

bhai I gave bhabhi a crazy vag samosa last night, it was crazy

by char_char_finks June 18, 2021

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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.

Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.

by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022

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