Unicorn butt

He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy

Unicorn butt likes pocket knifes.

by Moopigjr June 26, 2018

unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.

I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.

by Cazar2 October 21, 2018

sex unicorn

A girl who squirts.

Just fucked a sex unicorn last nite. Pretty wet.

by ...com March 24, 2015

unicorn shit

Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit

This is unicorn shit!

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

Stuffed unicorn

When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect

Was hanging out with my buds and one of them gave me my first "Stuffed Unicorn"

by Squirrel_Breath April 12, 2017

flannel unicorn

A person overcome by hormonal rage.

Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."

by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014

Unicorn ride

Share ride, is getting a short trip but get paid way more than what it should be

I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride

by Erickom May 7, 2018