Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.

Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?

by I AM THE DESTROYER OF MAN June 8, 2016

sex unicorn

A girl who squirts.

Just fucked a sex unicorn last nite. Pretty wet.

by ...com March 24, 2015

unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.

I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.

by Cazar2 October 21, 2018

massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016

unicorn shit

Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit

This is unicorn shit!

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

Stuffed unicorn

When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect

Was hanging out with my buds and one of them gave me my first "Stuffed Unicorn"

by Squirrel_Breath April 12, 2017

Unicorn butt

He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy

Unicorn butt likes pocket knifes.

by Moopigjr June 26, 2018