Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 08, 2021
A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.
Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
by htheorem May 17, 2021
The man who ate all your lunch but your totally ok with it. (Related to Bob Saget) This man also runs his very own show.
by Jonathan Timblin June 03, 2020
by Dick feather May 05, 2018
by Aaaabbbbbcccccddd January 10, 2020
I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.
Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.
Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.
by Glowspank December 20, 2016
A white person, mainly a white politician who is afraid to stand against a different race, even if they know its wrong.
WELL Leroy you are right that white person getting robbed, didnt have the right to shoot that colored man. Pass the chitlin and collard greens my man. Here ya go uncle tummy.
by Ricky black July 08, 2020