Turdlet

a small piece of poop!

you are such a turdlet!

by Carrie Gale May 10, 2011

making a turkey

Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.

Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!

by David Blaze October 2, 2006

turkeyneck

The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis

That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris

by The Phantom August 4, 2003

turkey jack

wood sap

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"

by junebug December 2, 2003

turdlette

A feminine turd. Similar to bitch.

"Jill is such a turdlette! Did you hear what she said about my dress?"

by W K December 13, 2007

Turkey Hair

When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.

Look at that kid's turkey hair!

by BreezeFreezeLover December 22, 2008

Turkey Quesadilla

A woman's vagina. The female Labia.

Yeah I was eatin' that turkey quesadilla for hours last night! wooooo weeee

by AmandJackBood June 10, 2010