de-turd

to remove or devein shrimp or crawfish.

I am not eating that shrimp until you de-turd it.

I only eat crawfish that have been de-turded.

by Fart Jarfunkle March 3, 2011

Whole Lotta Turbulence

a guy on tiktok got famous for shaking his dick against his thighs to make a sound while freestyling to it. He is known to hava whole lotta turbulence.

''Bro got whole lotta turbulence''

by toma toma toma June 16, 2023

tubdumper

Referencing a person who defecates whilst showering or taking a bath

from the verb: tubdump, made the rounds through out the rock poster message boards

That guy stole my layout... what a tubdumper.

by Blingo the 5th Beatle October 12, 2006

Turd

A piece if shit. Excrement.
2. an insult.

C'mon you turd!
Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!

by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 7, 2007

turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

by therondi92 March 8, 2009

turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

by Russian86 February 3, 2008

turd

usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.

"go eat a turd sandwich"
"you are such a turd"
"I got to go turd my pants"

by skankinmat May 7, 2007