Personal Risk Tolerance

The amount of money you believe you can spend on stocks, but absolutely shouldn't. What you will usually hear before someone on r/wallstreetbets yolos a $50k 0-day expiry, saying it literally can't go tits up, then it proceeds to go tits up.

Guy1: So I am going to YOLO $50k which is my Personal Risk Tolerance on expiration options, what do you guys think?
Guy2: That is a terrible idea, you are basically throwing away you're money
Guy3: Well, at least you have commitment and courage...
1 day later
Guy 1: Lost over 80% of my account from 50k yolo.. Well, time to yolo my PRT on FDs expiring tomorrow. If I die remember me...

by 420LoliPolice69 February 1, 2021

Gawd's awful towers

Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.

Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.

Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.

by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021

Alabama Eiffel Tower

The Alabama Eiffel Tower is very similar to the Eiffel Tower, the only difference being 2 or all 3 of the participants are of the same blood line.

The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.

The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.

Lauren drank too much tequila before the family reunion. She knew it was probably a bad idea since she has the sexual appetite of a dog in heat. Her sexual bucket list is extraordinarily long, but she had yet to cross off the Eiffel Tower.

As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.

by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021

lack toes and tolerence

you lack some toes and dont tolerate milk

he is lack toes and tolerence

by YeetoWords April 26, 2022

World Trade Center Twin Towers

What the third of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World should have been, but no!
Instead, the Empire State Building won that honor!

May all the innocent people who died as a result of the September 11, 2001 attacks (which destroyed the World Trade Center Twin Towers) rest in peace...

by LaserVideoTube June 30, 2022

derby kansas water tower

A threesome with two girls and one guy. The guy is eating out the first girl while the second girl inserts a strap on into the guys anus.

William was pleasantly surprised when he was derby Kansas water towered last night.

by nic7864 February 22, 2023

Tim Teton Tower

Tim Teton Tower is a group revolving around the nipples of the one and only! Tim. The people in this group chat all have difficulties when it comes to acting like a normal person.

Let’s talk on Tim Teton Tower!

by HamzaTTT November 3, 2023