Can be one who doesnt have sex with any but their self, Or can be used in the same way as the term tool.
"Danny thinks that stupid slut is his girlfriend " yeah she has sex with everone except him, all she does is take is money what a tooljacker" "Ted is 40 and still live at home with is parents he is such a fucking tool jacker"
by Delmas March 10, 2008
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I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.
by The Tool Master March 27, 2009
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A tool is someone who is only good for one thing. A general insult, its lesser form is a multi-tool (a person who is only good for a few things) and its opposite is a toolbox (a person who is good at a lot of things). A piece is an off shoot of tool, a piece being someone used by a tool, or a person who needs several other people to become a whole person.
1. Amy Winehouse is a tool at being wasted.
2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."
3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"
4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!
5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!
6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.
2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."
3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"
4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!
5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!
6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.
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