Someone who has been deported from every countrie in the world and lives underwater as an aqua gypsy because he can't go anywhere else
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Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible
Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible
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Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
by pie_guy May 28, 2006
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OMG see that guy smoking a joint over there, he is so Tom Fahey.
I was walkin down the road and the existence of Tom Fahey shattered my mental capacities.
I was walkin down the road and the existence of Tom Fahey shattered my mental capacities.
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*Female coworker burps*
"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)
'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)
'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
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