Chris Yauri

Chris Yauri is a noob at fortnite, and trash at every other videogame, you can sticker that boi on Snapchat because he is never ready for pictures. What a noob that Chris Yauri Cabera is!
Person 1: Is that a wild species called Chris Yauri?
Person 2: YES, OMG
by Yeet Parakeet October 28, 2019
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Chris Syndrome

when your computer don't work
oh god you have Chris Syndrome
by xjessellison November 27, 2020
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Chris Potter

Chris Potter is a personal trainer. He owns a business named Challenge up. He also is a basketball coach and is VERY VERY single so hit him up ladies. Hes got the looks but he has a crush on Hailey Reanue. but fyi she is "talking to someone" so ladies you still have a chance
God, Chris Potters got it all

the looks

the body
the attitude
the drive
the money
EVERYTHING!!!!!!
by AMOS: makayla1183 June 26, 2019
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The Chris Christie

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
by Dongcoptered October 08, 2017
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Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)
"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.
by Alex Haws May 10, 2012
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Chris Mew

When you’ve had a few too many beverages and you’re feeling a bit queasy, you might go to the toilet and have a Chris Mew (Spew).
“Where have you been Tay?”

“Fuck I was feeling shit, I just had a quick Chris Mew in the toilet” - Taylor
by jackabbz August 29, 2019
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Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!
Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.
by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017
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