food stamps

A plastic credit card issued by most states to enable ostensibly poor people to buy cigarettes, beer, tabloids, potato chips, and lottery tickets. Often sold and traded on the black market for drugs, drug paraphernalia, and sex.

My mother hit the daily number for $500 with a lottery ticket she bought using food stamps.

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

whole foods

A grocery store which sells foods and items but in a fashionable and kitsch way. Their products are catered for the 20-30 somethings in the US and tend to attract very good looking people who are hippie wannabes.

I'm going to go to the Whole Foods store to eye out some hot girls who are shopping for stupid crap that she could buy elsewhere for cheaper but prefers to shop at Whole Foods because she's dumb and thinks that WF is 'fresher' and 'better' and 'more natural' (false claims) than other grocery stores. The majority of good looking people tend to be easily manipulated to spend more money over fancy claims, therefore Whole Foods is a really good place to find a future hot wife with big boobs trying to find an organic hemp-made bra.

by jeegle March 27, 2010

Brain Food

Another word for weed, dope, or marijuana. Often times associated with concerts or music events.

What be it brah, you bring the brain food for that Marley concert?

by Garblegonk August 21, 2009

Food Baby

the feeling of being uncomfortably full, like you're about to burst and vomit, after committing gluttony.

Josh: I'm so excited about Thanksgiving dinner! The food is the best thing that has ever graced my mouth!

30 minutes after eating Thanksgiving dinner....

Josh: dude, my stomach hurts. I feel like shit.

Jaime: I told you not to gorge on 5 plates of food or you'll have a food baby!

by LeeFour November 09, 2007

Food Fear

The irrational phobia of new foods foreign to what one normally eats, without ever tasting them.

Renzo was a picky eater and refused to try the beaver meat. He was crippled by food fear.

by syscodummas March 12, 2010

Food Friend

A friend who just hangs around just for food and cares less about anything else.

"So I'm having this party next weekend. Who do you think I should invite?"
"Don't invite John. He's such a food friend."

"I can't wait for the picnic today. There's going to be a lot of food. Maybe I'll be able to talk to Jane."
"Good luck with that. She's just a food friend."

by Caleb Lowell February 18, 2012

Food sweats

The night time sweats that wake you up after you gave eaten a huge dinner. Usually paired with having to lay down propped up to avoid accidental choking during the night.

Man, did I have the Food Sweats after our trip to Sizzler last night!

by Jbjbdd December 26, 2010