text tight ass

A person who is too cheap to add a texting plan to their phone inconveniencing all those who communicate through text.

Don't text Greg because he's a text tight ass and you wouldn't want him to be charged $0.10 a text

by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

Text Palpitation

Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.

Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.

by Rebecca Marco May 26, 2014

Text forgery

When someone texts another person pretending to be you, regardless of who's phone it is.

Jenny used text forgery to be Tom and sent the text to his dad.

by Honestlyno August 22, 2014

text bush

Group text

Include me in the text bush for class.

by SWK Student March 7, 2016

Text Bestfriend

Your besfriend over text but not real life.

Oh man I was up until 3:00 AM with my text bestfriend! She had the funniest story about a kangaroo ever!

Gurl: *giggles looking on her phone*

Boi: Hey babe who are you texting?

Gurl: Oh my text besfriend Jazzy! She's the best!

by Emmie13 October 5, 2016

Textament

textament

The last text that's sent from your phone by your loved ones so people know you're dead and not to text you anymore

Textament

Before I die I have to make sure I write a will and the text I want my loved ones to send when I'm dead it's my last will and Textament

by Ms012469 November 18, 2016

text fossil

Noun.

A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.

Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!

by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016