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Window Paralysis

To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.
I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.
by Suburbanphilosophy April 28, 2015
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wiggle window

Another word for boob or cleavage window, a cutout at the center of a top that reveals the cleavage. Comes from the idea of sticking your hand through the opening and wiggling the boobs.
Alex: My new maid outfit just arrived!!
Emily: OMG! The one with the wiggle window?
Alex: Yes, it's great
by Botty Wotty June 28, 2021
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The Pynchon Window

Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.

“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.

‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.

“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”

“Peabody’s?”

“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
by IamGravity'sRainbow September 29, 2020
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noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans
Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?
by wonfuji March 8, 2014
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Window Cuck

A Cuck that watches a couple through the window without them knowing. Someone who views sexual intercourse through windows unchecked.
Bro I’m window cucking the neighbors so hard, they don’t even see me through the window with my disguise.
by Tedmburke December 6, 2021
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window slam

To express a great love for someone (platonic or non-platonic)
John, I really wanna window slam you right now.
by ThatChickLoco112396 May 10, 2017
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windows up

by sotomie April 20, 2017
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