The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.
by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018
Get the wonky willymug. by Meanlandlord September 18, 2018
Get the Toss the Willymug. A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
Get the chilli willymug. by 69fingerlickinggood July 19, 2017
Get the willy kissingmug. Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.
by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015
Get the Bruce Willismug. When a male is riding on a bus or automobile and their penis becomes erect, usually just before they need to get off/get out of the automobile.
by DeezNutsForPresident October 25, 2015
Get the Bus Willymug. Willie Trombone is a Hoop-hean, one of the seven sons of Ottoborg. He lives in the Neverhood, a klay planet made by Hoborg. He helps make Klaymen (his cousin using one of Hoborg's seeds. His favourite food is chip butty. He is from the game The Neverhood, made by Neverhood Inc, which is a claymation poin-and-click from 1996.
by Neverhood84679237 November 14, 2020
Get the Willie Trombonemug.