Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015
Get the Arse wankmug. The act of lying back on your shoulders, with your legs raised, and feet apart, so that as you come, your spunk dribbles straight onto your own face. The shape of your body forms a letter 'Y'.
by barry kabama May 14, 2009
Get the y wankmug. This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.
"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"
"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
by Kleptosteliac October 14, 2004
Get the Wank Chariotmug. In the case of extreme horniness and unable to find the proper equipment (magazines,internet,movies etc)and you are in a public place (school,work etc). A power-wank is the answer. Max time 30 seconds. You go into that loo and bash at your member so hard your hand almost falls off.
Can be used in competition: who can wank the quickest. Wud only advise if reali drunk or you dont mind group masturbation
Can be used in competition: who can wank the quickest. Wud only advise if reali drunk or you dont mind group masturbation
"Joe you were quick in the loo?"
"oh thx just went for a power-wank to clean the pipes"
"go"
"go"
"go"
"WHEY"
"oh thx just went for a power-wank to clean the pipes"
"go"
"go"
"go"
"WHEY"
by Billy Sastard December 9, 2008
Get the Power-Wankmug. British term.
Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc
Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc
by LazyBoy December 2, 2004
Get the Wank-a-lotmug. To masturbate; bust a nut. Energize one selfs penis for sexual pleasure.
Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.
Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.
Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.
Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.
Alex: Hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and Frank's house?
Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet
Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.
Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.
Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet
Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.
Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.
by The Voluptuous Lion October 30, 2011
Get the Wank the Tankmug. A wank badge is a moustache, as the majority of those who have a moustache are wankers. Eg. Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussain, Burt Reynolds.
by Charlie121212 January 20, 2008
Get the Wank Badgemug.