flu cousin

When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.

Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.

by Quantum Ranger September 20, 2015

foil flu

FOIL FLU

Foil flu is 1st stage of Fentynal foil flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025

24 hour neck flu

When your neck is so sore that you cant go to work but really you've just been up all night partying.

Sir, I cant come in to work tomorrow. I have the 24 hour neck flu.

by frogdoggie March 21, 2019

Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park

"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."

by OcularBurns November 22, 2020

shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.

I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.

by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018

Flu roll

A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak

Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail

by Strop waffle March 20, 2020

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 June 5, 2016