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Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!
by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011
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Texas Junior

Another name for the State of Oklahoma due to having little to no difference between it and Texas.

Anything that is Oklahoman, such as clothing, food, even the accent is directly descended from Texas, which means Oklahoma has no culture of its own.

Similar to calling Canada "America Junior", this is an offensive term to the Okies because, like Texans, they are very pompous when it comes to their state.
Fred - "After we visit Texas, we should go north to Oklahoma and see what that place is like."
Nat - "Why waste our time? Oklahoma is Texas Junior. Anything in Oklahoma is a copy of Texas."
Fred - "Good point."
by Deek Bosko November 10, 2011
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texas wrecking ball

to swing you balls until you gain enough momentum to beat a your partner to a k.o
dude i gave sami a texas wrecking ball and she got a black eye
by daswagsack December 6, 2011
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textass

Texting while driving is Russian Roulette.

Textass tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can't grip the wheel.

Textass freaks out other drivers. While waiting for green light, textass uses thumbs instead of foot.

Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.

Textass speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.
Textass uses thumbs to text while driving a car. It's as criminal as SHAKING A BABY to death - YOU CAN DIE and SO CAN WE
by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012
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Texas Bullrider

It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!
Guy: "I have herpes"

Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)
by anonymusblood January 12, 2012
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Texas Blister

Blistering of the penis resulting from excessive masturbation.
I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.
by Say no to Texas Blister December 7, 2012
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Texas Lightshow

The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion
D00d, did you see that Texas Lightshow last night?! Bill's butthole is black!!!
by Conrad Lewiston June 4, 2012
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